inbox:

moo bitch

get out the hay

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

she don’t

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

richwhitelesbian:

i mean you COULD blog about feminism, or you could enjoy the web as it was originally intended: to share military codes and messages 2 help win the cold war

theyellowbrickroad:

My dad saw some scene kids sitting outside of this gas station and said “maybe they’re ghosts from 2008” omfg

rnackenzie:

*washes problems in hot water so they shrink*

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

weirdsynthnoises:

urqtgf:

How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed

babyferaligator:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

that’s not how weed works